"Only YOU can prevent forest fires...and I can start them." -Tristan H.
I wasn't born: I simply exist.
STUDENT! (Work as an avid prostitute/musician on the side...)
In Hell, Satan is my pimp...er, boss....
Awesome Academy (just kidding, my school is small and filled with douche bags galore.)
DISTURBED!, Godsmack, Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Seether, Demon Hunter, All That Remains, Slipknot
David Draiman, Dan Donegan, Mike Wengren, Synyster Gates, all the people in my favorite bands, my bros, Mom, and myself. (God doesn't exist to me.)
The Butterfly Effect, A Beautiful Mind, Saw...basically anything that gives you a nice mind-fuck. (And comedies, those are kickass)
Maiden Of Malice 666! ...and Hitler, can't forget that douche...