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It's funny. The thing that is put here before I type anything speaks of a minivan, and I drive one. It has 240 HP. Thats a lot for a minivan, so suck it.
Sam
Jul 09, 2011
July 27th
About
I'm Sam.
lolwut?
"There's always money in the banana stand
-George Bluth Sr.
"Well, I spend so much time making sweet love on my wife, that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts and..."
-Tobias Funke
Olympia
Administrative Intern
An environmental consulting firm
Seattle "Not so" Lutheran High School
Favorites
Anthrax, Arch Enemy, Exodus, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Machine Head, Mastodon, Megadeth, Metallica, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Ozzy Osborne, Rammstein, Slayer, Testament
Christopher Titus, Daniel Tosh, Ron White
Die Hard movies, Hostage, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes A Game of Shadows, The Hangover 1&2
24, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Community, NCIS, Psych, The X-Files