Pretty Purple Princess of Sparkly Unicorns that Earn Their Wings When They Feed On Enough Flesh of Swagfags
Hi everyone! My name is Tori! (Crowd: HIIII TOOORRRIII!) Are you ready for some... *holds up knife* Metal? Get it? Because the knife is made of... OH SHUT UP IT'S A GREAT PUN.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I hope you like the feeling of my butcher knife in your fatty meat.
"We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn your house to the ground, go home, and masturbate, okay?" -Jan Valentine, 'Hellsing Ultimate'
HELL. (Or Arizona. Close enough. Even hotter.)
Future Frontsgirl of 'Voodoo Slaughterhouse'
Would you believe me if I said Hogwarts? No? I didn't think so.
God's Cherry, One-Eyed Doll, Rob Zombie, Testament, Tome, Voltaire
By The Time You Read This, I'll Be Dead
Ellen Degeneres, Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Dunham
30 Days of Night, Princess Mononoke, The Thing (1982)
Bones, Dr. Who, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Numbers, Sherlock
Deadpool, Discord, Scar (Don't care if he was in a Disney movie, motherfucker was badass), The Joker