Rockstar Mayhem Festival

Thought it would be a good idea for us to compile in one handy dandy thread for any newcomers to these boards, a comprehensive list of all things Greg. We need to translate the common Greg misspellings, give definitions to common Gregspeak terms, and generally just have one thread devoted to the genius of the greatest troll in MayhemFest Board historyGregTheShowerDemon. This will be a Gregipedia, if you will. One person could never compile a complete Gregipedia, therefore I will ask for help from fellow board members. I and any newcomers will appreciate your assisstance I am sure. I will update and add to this thread when I have time. Please feel free to add any definitions or Gregspeak translations or misspellings whenever you wish. Some terms of the top of my head that we will need to define are, Jim Jones, Rekkr, KoolAide Gang, Hollywood Bullfrog, the famous custom half Bullfrog mask, and of course the elusive cuntrat. This is of course only a small and very incomplete starting point in defining the world of Greg, but is enough to get the Gregipedia started. Thank you for your help and any entries into the Official Bullfrog Dictionary....................... Some common Greg misspellings and translation to English, jsut=just, liek=like, ura=you are a, torll=troll, tihs=this, ur=your or could also mean you're depending on context,

the famous custom made bullfrog half mask=the mask made famous by GregTheShowerDemon when he performs with his band Hollywood Bullfrogs. Not only is the mask custom, it is only just a half mask

you are what's wrong with these boards.

Lineups posted by greg usually involve bands that cost very much money. Early rumors stated by greg include but not limited to tool, system of a down, and rammstein. 90% of the bands listed on gregs lineups are a) not rumored by anyone (overkill and pig destoyer) or b) cost too much. (See firstb part for more details). Warning: if you question greg and call him out, you will be insulted and called names such as the mentioned "cuntrat". Overall, when greg posts what he believes is nearly false. So do not believe it under any circumstances unless it is confirmed by a real source.

Gregs replies to insults or just simple facts that he doesn't like include and are not limited to: That is just unoriginal, cuntrat, yeah well when the new rekkr album comes out (states random date that always gets delayed) you guys will become fans and get shirts and go to the tour our label this that this its going to change metal.

u fucks ever heard that Styx song 'too much time on my hands? yeah i think u all fuk to it wayyy too much. u dont get my analogies then YOU are the stupid fucks. Ill have u kno also that overkill and pig destroyer were also recently confirmed by ultimateguitar.com as well so Fuck EVERY single one of you. and goldengod shut the hell up asshole cause ill have u know that you WILL have changed opinions when rekkr comes out, the funny aprt is all of what u jsut mentioned will be true.and @dimebagdallsas as far as ur makin fun of masks i dont see u makin fun of slipknot or fuckin gwar or mushroomhead yet you have problem with custom made shit u cant even come up with an original piece of art like that so screw off and i know now for a rfact that ur hatin on it cause of a religious factor so take your goddamn cross shove it in your cunt and the jesus thats livin in the shithole and go away u dont need to shove religion down ppls throats like u shove dicks down your throat so no political and religions talk have no use here and threads liek this are why these boards suck and got ppl away to thwe histty fb page so there u go thats ur new gospel

I really think "cuntrat" is hilarious. Actually sounds like a good job to have. I going to pick up some fat drunk chick at the bar and be her cuntrat.

If you like a band he does not like, you automatically a piece of shit (or the preferred "cuntrat"). Also Greg is always the victim. He never insults anyone until they insult him.

Killing, if you don't mind I will add to yours: "90% of the bands listed on gregs lineups are a) not rumored by anyone (overkill and pig destoyer) or b) cost too much" c) bands that are either recording their current albums or already have dates with their side-projects, thus making it extremely implausible.

this is just stupid. my previous comment speaks for you all