bdl1978![]() |
Wed Jan 30, 2013 at 8:38:24 PM
New Kids on the Block are going on tour soon and it got me thinking how do these guys sleep at night. They are pushing 40 years old if not older. No dignity and no shame but shitloads of money and 40 year old women reliving their youth. The funniest part about the tour is the openers are 98 degrees and Boyz 2 men, which tells me they are trying to hard to reach every demographic for this tour. We don't just want the pathetic bitter old housevives at our show, we want their black friends of the same age and all their daughters too. Brilliant marketing. New Kids on The Block = 30 to 40 year old females - Check. Their reluctant husbands that know they listened to nkotb back in the day but won't admit it and end up having more fun at the show than they like to admit and even catch themselves singing along now and then - Check. Boyz 2 Men = 30 to 40 year old Black Male and Female - Check. 98 Degrees = 23 to 33 mostly white females - Check.
every man dies. but not every man truly lives.
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bdl1978![]() |
Wed Jan 30, 2013 at 8:41:05 PM
I remember when kids at school who were a little older than me at the time, probably eighth grade or so, would parody the new kids song "The Right Stuff" and sing it as "The White Stuff" , which obviously is referring to jizz, but i didn't know that at the time but that didn't stop me from singing along with them and laughing as if i got the joke.
every man dies. but not every man truly lives.
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GregTheShowerDemon![]() |
Wed Jan 30, 2013 at 8:47:47 PM
depeche mode are going on stadium tour soon too, look at their age and fanbases
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tdog83![]() |
Wed Jan 30, 2013 at 9:08:37 PM
the new fags in the ass and 98 shits what a tour lol.
everybody dies so live your life and have fucking fun while doing it.
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bdl1978![]() |
Wed Jan 30, 2013 at 9:12:48 PM
depeche mode isn't a boy band and people don't feel guilty about having listened to them. I still do and i still like them. don't compare depeche mode to nkotb.
every man dies. but not every man truly lives.
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GregTheShowerDemon![]() |
Wed Jan 30, 2013 at 9:19:55 PM
they are obviously not the same but i mean still they are playing in front 50-60 000 ppl anight
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MetalsEveProductions |
Thu Jan 31, 2013 at 1:00:50 AM
Umm... Why would you know this and why would you announce that you know this here?
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sbhm69![]() |
Thu Jan 31, 2013 at 1:11:57 AM
BWA HAHAHAHA!!!! WTF?!?!?!
"Metal At Heart"
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bdl1978![]() |
Thu Jan 31, 2013 at 1:05:37 PM
metalseveproductions because you're gay for them that's why. you're welcome.
every man dies. but not every man truly lives.
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MetalsEveProductions |
Thu Jan 31, 2013 at 1:16:08 PM
I never knew I was gay for anybody. Also, I didn't even know they still existed and didn't know who the hell you were talking about before I read this.
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