hounddoug63 |
Thu Jan 10, 2013 at 9:35:28 PM
Famed website "Heavy Metal is the Shit" have announced from sources close to Anthrax the new lead guitarist for heavy metal legends Anthrax is none other than now former "Underground Security" lead guitarist "GregTheShowerDemon". Said Scott Ian - "We are really hoping his love of 'Death-Trash'.....errr....'Death-Thrash' will bring an enlightended sound to our band! Said Joey Belladonna - "Yeah, we're all from Queens. But with Greg from Illinois, maybe he can teach us all how to properly make love to a sheep. He mentioned something about hip waders and velcro gloves so I instantly knew that he knows his sheep!" Said Charlie - "He has such an OPEN MIND on music I'm sure we'll all benefit from him joining the band." Said Frank - "If he has half the talent of REKKR we'll be headlining 20k arena's in a matter of weeks!"
It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
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MetalCrusades |
Thu Jan 10, 2013 at 9:42:02 PM
FUCK YOU
Stuff... Things...
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Slipknotfan1996 |
Thu Jan 10, 2013 at 9:43:10 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ funniest damn shit ever!!!!!!!!!!
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GregTheShowerDemon |
Thu Jan 10, 2013 at 9:48:14 PM
...............this is...i dont even know. cunthead bs. i swear to fuck if this ends up on blabbermouth that will just be fucking bs
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avenged54 |
Thu Jan 10, 2013 at 10:00:08 PM
I'm sorry man but this is just stupid.
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Two Dolla Trixy |
Thu Jan 10, 2013 at 10:02:45 PM
Haha, made me chuckle a bit.
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GregTheShowerDemon |
Thu Jan 10, 2013 at 10:05:18 PM
WHERE THE HELL IN IL DO THEY FUCK SHEEP???? Do YOU have fetishes about fucking sheep? I mean i have never heard of a person who fucks a sheep. closest i know of is some asshole fucking a horse retardedly thinking a centaur will come out of it, and that was in kentucky. so FUCK you there IS NO inbredding or shit like that you dumb fuck and Death-Thrash is awesome and its not TRASH and the whole post is fucking ridiculous
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hornsintheair1996 |
Thu Jan 10, 2013 at 10:17:49 PM
I have not laughed harder all day. Lmao we'll clearly it seems some rekkr songs will be covered by anthrax in the new future.
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GregTheShowerDemon |
Thu Jan 10, 2013 at 11:04:03 PM
^ thats was just idiotic
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