CaptainMetal |
Wed Sep 19, 2012 at 12:06:40 PM
The by far craziest was when I was about 17, I was working at McDonalds and I somehow convinced my girlfriend at the time to get it on with me in the ball pit.
"Mike Amott is the only ginger with a soul."
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giantcornhole |
Wed Sep 19, 2012 at 12:59:15 PM
hahaha. Some of these are funny and others gross as shit! Im glad I dont know any of you in person, it would be really hard to keep a straight face with some of u.
Squint your eyes to see clearly. Blur reality to make it real. Let focus go from your deceiving eyes to know whats been concealed. We've all been blinded
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MetalCrusades |
Wed Sep 19, 2012 at 4:27:35 PM
these stories made me glad I I'm a virgin...
Stuff... Things...
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slipknotfan17 |
Wed Sep 19, 2012 at 4:43:44 PM
^How can anyone be glad to be a virgin?
cultus diabolus laus ut flamma
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deathmetal497 |
Wed Sep 19, 2012 at 5:53:52 PM
^ Because sex can complicate things and it just really isn't tha a big a deal to lose your virginity. When I lost my virginity at 15 I realized it wasn't as great as all my perverted friends made it out to be. It was good, just not a life essential..of course back then, I could've just not been that good lol
"You've got the power, stand up and shout" - Dio
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tdog83 |
Wed Sep 19, 2012 at 6:41:16 PM
^ yeah the first time you do have sex its fucking awkward as shit. Dont know what the fuck your doing. Just trying to remember shit you saw in porno's and everything.
everybody dies so live your life and have fucking fun while doing it.
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Simon Fritz |
Wed Sep 19, 2012 at 6:54:12 PM
^this 100% lol
"If it ain't metal, it's crap."
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slipknotfan17 |
Wed Sep 19, 2012 at 9:19:36 PM
@Tdog yeah i would agree with that haha.
I'm more of a romantic guy than a pervert though. If a girl want's to have sex great, but i would rather just hang out with her.
cultus diabolus laus ut flamma
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kennyrocks |
Wed Sep 19, 2012 at 9:46:35 PM
haha im both im not afraid to admit that
12.15.12
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MetalCrusades |
Wed Sep 19, 2012 at 11:38:30 PM
I'm the kinda guy who'd rather go to a metal show or game with a girl than bang her.
Stuff... Things...
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