Rockstar Mayhem Festival

Ok, don't know about any of you guys, but the other day at the coffee house on campus, my buddies and I had a conversation about "technology on the john." When I go take a shit, I either bring with me my laptop, tablet, or phone (when it is not a piece of crap, like the one I have right now). For instance...on my laptop right now on the john. It's the same as having reading material next to the toilet, but then I am not limited to Reader's Digest or whatever crap magazine is sitting next to the bowl. And it is nice and quiet, too. So, if I am working on a paper or something, I will bring my laptop into the bathroom and continue to work

I'll never forget this shitty situation when I used to work at McDonalds lol A while back when I was new there, I had to go clean the men's room and this dude clogged the toilet really bad. And I tried flushing it hoping that maybe it had lost some of it's molecular structure, but it was still quite in tact and quite gross. So it over flowed all over the floor and was all over the place! So I made this decision: "I was never here..." lol And I came back about an hour later and it was spotless lol

^ lol thats fucking hilarious. Do people actually make fun of you for bring your labtop into the bathroom.

haha Simon i have a similar story. I used to work at Kroger and id have to clean bathrooms every once in a while and one time the back stall was clogged in the men's restroom and it was probably one of the grossest things ive ever encountered in my life since the toilet water was not only brown but it was all the way to the top so i felt like no matter what i did it would overflow. so i take the plunger and real gently i try unclogging it and it slowly goes down just a little bit and my idiot self decides to flush it.............it fuckin overflows and i was pissed as a motherfucker since i was already having a bad day but now i look back and its hilarious. Theres a lot of poop stories from when i worked lol

worked there*

thankfully i never had to do that in any of my jobs before.

Remind me to never borrow your phone, laptop, or tablet.

^ lol you said that right.

OMG that's fucking hilarious lol

Oh My God i remember in elementtary school we had urinals that would overflow if you held the handle down to long. So there were five of us and five urinals. We would wait till the secretary leaves her office cause she was right next to our bathroom. Then we would all hold down the handle and let it over flow for like 30 seconds. We mad the bathroom "out of order" about 15 times that year. Oh god that was fun. And fuck westboro!!!!!!!!!!!