Simon Fritz |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 at 10:15:38 AM
So agree to all the posts above me!!!
"If it ain't metal, it's crap."
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rockinXfan |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 at 10:46:16 AM
Nothin like a good old shitty situation.....to fuck up your day
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS......SMASH THEM IN SOMEONE'S FUCKING FACE!!!
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tdog83 |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 at 7:14:37 PM
i took a big old mean shit yesterday.
everybody dies so live your life and have fucking fun while doing it.
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SawborgDestructo |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 at 7:51:55 PM
There are two ways for a great story to end: 1. And then I found $X.XX (however much it was, always a good time). 2. And then I took a massive shit. Has to be one of the best feelings in the world to unload one, up there with an orgasm and taking that piss that you've been holding in.
Welcome once again to the bloody pit, my friends! We're so glad you could attend, COME AND DIE! COME AND DIE!
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rockinXfan |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 at 7:58:02 PM
@sawborg.....god damn isn't that the fucking truth! Orgasim is still by far on the top of the list......but the rest follows very close behind! I just wish I was more regular when I comes to taking a good healthy shit
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS......SMASH THEM IN SOMEONE'S FUCKING FACE!!!
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SawborgDestructo |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 at 8:02:38 PM
@rockin, definitely is! But my buddy said the other day that one of the best feelings in the world is taking that nice long piss and gaining that feeling of relief, and then this thread comes up, JUST AS I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT TWO DAYS AGO! Best three feelings in the world, but my order is 1. Orgasm 2. Massive Shit 3. Piss
Welcome once again to the bloody pit, my friends! We're so glad you could attend, COME AND DIE! COME AND DIE!
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rockinXfan |
Fri Mar 30, 2012 at 8:29:48 PM
Well mint best 3 feelings in the world are in this order......1. ORGASIM 2. Massive shit (when I actually can) 3. A nice long back massage
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS......SMASH THEM IN SOMEONE'S FUCKING FACE!!!
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rockinXfan |
Sat Mar 31, 2012 at 3:52:03 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS INTENSE!!! I FINALLY SHIT!!! It's been like 5 fucking days! Of all places to have your ass explode I was at the fucking gym! Oh god damn that shit wouldn't flush, and some guy just walked in right as I walked out, OOPS! Gotta love those single shitters
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS......SMASH THEM IN SOMEONE'S FUCKING FACE!!!
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tdog83 |
Sat Mar 31, 2012 at 5:39:26 PM
I took a giant ass shit at work. Clogged up the toilet and had to get maintanence to fix it LOL.
everybody dies so live your life and have fucking fun while doing it.
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rockinXfan |
Wed Apr 04, 2012 at 9:54:52 PM
Damn I need a good laugh! Come on you funny motherfuckers......where are you? Please make me laugh :)
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS......SMASH THEM IN SOMEONE'S FUCKING FACE!!!
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