Rockstar Mayhem Festival

I find all of these posts extremely attractive. I don't even have to watch porn tonight. I can look at the posts in this thread and jack off.

Most of the time after I poop i feel pretty weak because i shit a huge amount. Also i put toilet paper on the toilet seat so i dont have to deal with the icy conditions. I listen to music when i poop. And i turn the light off and light and light a candle. it gets pretty magical in there.

I literally just took a monster one. That shit had to weigh at least 3-4 lbs

The TP on the seat is clever, yes, but when you're prairie doggin' it, and you are ready to burst, to the point where you just get the shakes and are like breathing heavy and shit, taking that extra time to put down individual strips of TP isn't worth it...you would rather just deal with the few seconds of cold ass.

Thanks man I almost died from laughing! I know about the poop shakes......(kinda like the beer shakes) but you ass has turned into an atomic bomb....yeah been there a couple times, not fun! And at that point I say "fuck the TP!!" I am not shitting my pants for that! Hahahahahahaha

I don't know about you guys, but I have to put the paper down like when I have to take a dump in a restaurant because I don't know what nasty, STD-ridden people have sat their bare-naked asses on that discussing toilet seat. But do you know what really grinds my gears? When you get those "poop shakes" and just have to explode, you run to the bathroom, barely claim your stall, barely manage to put the paper down and just as your turn around to sit, a slight breeze blows your toilet paper into the water .

I fucking hate those shits when you wipe like 20 times and there is still a small brown streak going strong!

Simon, YES that sucks! Like you spin too fast and the breeze created by your rushing caused it to fall in. Even worse is when you get into a stall, rushing to get a toilet, only to find the only open stall has been through what looka like shits version of the apocalypse, and you need to run and shake your way to the next floor or a different restroom somewhere close.

God damn that's almost as bad as getting the shits and running out of TP, fuck I hate that!! But then I really fucking hate having to shit in public and having to go so fucking bad it feels like you going to blow your fucking eyes out! Then when it hits she water with such a blunt force.....causing a tidal wave the size of Texas....almost washing you ass away! And the water that just splashed your ass....has a million other ppls ass juices in it! God that's fucking sick

NEVER poop at school if you still go and I'm sure none of you ever wanted to when you still went.