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Metalgod691337
Metalgod691337

I just took the best shit I've taken in my entire life.
Simon Fritz
Simon Fritz

Oh God I love those days!
"If it ain't metal, it's crap."
MotorRainbow
MotorRainbow

I'm about to go take one. I'm not looking forward to it. I don't have high hopes that this will be one of my better shits.
I like Metal music, I do not like the fans. The fans are all stupid cunts. –Gandhi
Metalgod691337
Metalgod691337

Just think of me. It will be intense but I'll hold your hand if I must.
rockinXfan
rockinXfan

I can't poop :(
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS......SMASH THEM IN SOMEONE'S FUCKING FACE!!!
GoldenGod2112
GoldenGod2112

I pooped today. Last time I pooped before that was Monday or Tuesday.
I don't poop that often.
Metalgod691337
Metalgod691337

Why can't you poop its normal human function? Ohhh, I get it you got a buttplug. (;
SawborgDestructo
SawborgDestructo

I blasted a big ol' sum bitch earlier. You know that feeling when you take a HUGE dump.....awesome.
Welcome once again to the bloody pit, my friends! We're so glad you could attend, COME AND DIE! COME AND DIE!
rockinXfan
rockinXfan

Sometimes I wonder about that fucking butt plug too lol how the fuck do you get it out? Oh wait......there it goes......never mind I'm good now
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS......SMASH THEM IN SOMEONE'S FUCKING FACE!!!
SawborgDestructo
SawborgDestructo

The one thing that sucks ass about taking a dump is initially sitting down on that ice cold seat.
Welcome once again to the bloody pit, my friends! We're so glad you could attend, COME AND DIE! COME AND DIE!