Rockstar Mayhem Festival

1. Which bands at Mayhem do you think chicks like the most? I'm going to Mayhem to be the creepy guy that follows girls around with my weiner out 2. Also who do you think will win american idol? 3. And lastly would you eat your booger for 5 dollars? I did last night and it wasn't that bad actually.

chances are my thread will become so popular that others will imitate it such as "ten questions" and "five questions" and so on. But there will always only be one original. And you can take that to the bank...............the blood bank.

1. AA but im pretty sure hanging dong will get u thrown out. 2. me 3. yes

and i was planning to buy a bunch of mardi gras beads and wear em around see if i get any takers, try it, worst case scenario ur out 10 bucks for beads and see no tittys. also all breast do not deserve beads, some nasty chick with ugly floppy tits runs up to u and drops fun bags that arent fun for anyone u ARE NOT obligated to give her a set, fuck that

That would be the meanest shit ever if some girl flops out her boobies and you just look at them and make a confused expression like you're offended, and then say "Here's my card" and your card says " Ben Trotter's Traveling Freak Show"

or put one of those random rejection line phone numbers and tell her she has to call the number to recieve her beads

yeah that's actually a better strategy because there's no awkwardness between you and the girl with the deformed titties, except for the awkward I don't approve of your body reaction. But besides that it's all good. Chivalry is not dead.

1. High on Fire... 2. nobody... 3. maybe

I'd like to take this moment to say poop diaper pre fart girl I love you so. Thank you and good night.

Crusades is right. When Matt pike comes out shirtless, there won't be a single person who isn't moist.