Rockstar Mayhem Festival

Have you guys ever went on depression forums to tell everyone how worthless they are? I have. And I found this site called www.takethislife.com It's hilairious shit. But this particular post caught my attention. If you get it'll be funny, if not then it won't.
"So...I am getting closer to God everyday. And the closer I get, the more Satan is doing to get to me. This was explained to me last night at band practice.Think about it, of all the places and time, right before Christmas, my wife hits a pedestrian with her car, and it turns out to be an AA friend of mine?And so many other things. My work has suffered for example.Now last night I came home from work to find we received a letter in the mail from our bankrupcty attorney. The loan company my wife has her car thru is filing a motion to stay from the bankrupcty. And they want the money that is in arrears paid by tomorrow. We dont have it.We are going to try and add the car to the bk, but....dont know what is going to happen.Prayers are desperately needed as if my wife looses her car, she will loose her job and we will loose half of our income.We wont be able to survive.Please.....pray for us. And tell everyone you know to pray for us. Jesus is the way and the light. And miracles happen everyday. I know that thru the power of prayer this can be fixed.Bless you all in advance for whatever prayers you can offer."

oh god here we go another typical metalhead thinking hes sooo metal he worships satan and thinks that anything or anyone thats not as metal as him are just a bunch of pussys, and here he goes typically ripping on other religions cause thats just soo metal he did that, to his friends hes a baddass, sooo badass and so metal he himself came from the depths of hell, lol seriously come on you know i love metal but the fans just ruin it for me like really they all act so stupid, like really do you people even put any thought to the things you say or do you say it just to look cool in front of your friends, oh lets make fun of this guy on this message board i found cause hes a christian lol do you even hear yourself whats wrong with being a christian whats wrong with believing in any religion oh wait thats right you want to look cool in front of your friends and say you worship satan, your all comforming to a label just like emos just like everything and everyone else you can tell me whatever you want but truely inside you do not truely believe in what you say you only say it because you think people will think your cool, by this im not saying im better then you in any way im just saying im tired of hearing it im tired of you people turning a type of music into a stereotype you make everyone who listens to metal look retarded

There are members of any group that conform to a stereotype, you shouldn't let them change who you are.

When severe depression strikes, some people drink, other people brood.I nail hamburgers to the wall!

FYI if you believe in Satan you are indeed a christian. Think about it

"FYI if you believe in Satan you are indeed a christian. Think about it" The concept of Satan is not limited to Christianity. Islam, Hinduism, Judaism, and many other religions acknowledge Satan as a force to be fought. I understand what you meant though, if you believe in Satan you are engaging in some sort of religious behavior.

it's one thing to believe in Satan... it's a completely different thing to worship Satan.

NOBODY on this board worships Satan

caliberdb- When someone get serious over the internet, their posts sound ridicuously stupid. This is you. Leave the forums. stratophony- True statements, both, well said.

I lol'd
No body got this shit. The Christian that wrote this thinks Satan is taking his care and everything, that's why on the TakeThisLife forums he titled it "Satam is working overtime." You fucking idiots.