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PORTLAND, Ore.—If you trust a rodent to predict when winter will end, how about an ape to guide your Super Bowl winner selection?The Oregon Zoo's youngest orangutan, President Obama, showed no hesitation Friday in selecting an Indianapolis Colts T-shirt during the annual football forecasting event at the zoo.The zoo says President Obama has predicted the winner in four of the past five Super Bowls, including the New York Giants' win over the New England Patriots in 2008. His only loss came last year when he incorrectly picked the Arizona Cardinals over the Pittsburgh Steelers.Similar to Punxsutawney Phil's yearly predictions on the arrival of spring, the zoo's orangutans have been predicting Super Bowl outcomes.Matriarch Jessie Jackson was 6-1 at one point in picking winners, but has become less reliable in recent years. Still senior primate keeper Dave Thomas says she has excuses - - President Obama once took every shirt for one team, forcing Jessie Jackson to select the opposition.Jessie Jackson and third orangutan Batik picked New Orleans this time

Saints FTW

This shitty president is on Sportscenter more than in the oval office.

Go Saints!!

Fuck the Super Bowl. And fuck the illiterate "who dat" nation. I'd be embarrassed if I was going to the biggest game in the world, the world's eyes were on me or us, & the most intellectual team cheer my city could come up with was "who dat".

Don't move or you'll be refrying beans with Puablo Escobar!

im so glad we don't have to watch that joke of a team, the Minnesota Vikings. I thought I was watching a hardcore porno with all the choking they did in the NFC Championship.

who fucking cares who obama thinks is gonna win the super bowl? I guess he needs to get something right to build some confidence. Because we all know he hasnt done shit in office. Shouldn't he be working on something like, national security?

Well if he wanted to do something right he shoulda picked the saints cuz theyre gonna stomp peyton and all eight of his foreheads into the ground. Go Saints!!!

Stupid Vikings. No matter how Super Bowl destined of a team they put together, the football Gods just won't let it happen. But my question to you DownNola, is how hardcore of a Saints fan were you before this year? Maybe you were, obviously there are going to be some die hard fans of any team, but I'm guessing based on logical odds that you weren't. When I was in the N.O. for the NFC championship, all I met were a bunch of bandwagon idiots who couldn't decipher a football from Master P's No Limit tank. And I'm not just referring to the homies downtown, I mean everyone. p.s. And I still went to Miami. Did you?