Rockstar Mayhem Festival

This is without a doubt, the best collection of unadulterated musicians of the last 5 centuries. The innovation, the creativity, the sheer ability makes me shed tears at the immense beauty that will probably never be seen again. If I was told right now that i would never hear their transcending sound again, I would kill myself. Truly this is the apex of humanity. To celebrate I am going to drink out of this flask *sips, spits out* Alright, who switched my vodka with fucking water? you bloody cunts!