Rockstar Mayhem Festival

I like your attitude Mr. Asshat, I'd love to give you a tour of my forest....and by tour of my forest I mean rape you.

In my butt.

Indeed.

Jesus you trolls suck at trolling. Ranger Dan is entertaining though I must say.

Jesus you trolls suck at trolling. Ranger Dan is entertaining though I must say.

All of this talk of butts and whiskey have made me thirsty, I think I'll have a sip from my flask to quench this burning sensation that is canine thirst...*gulps* w00f w00f w00f imz gonnz shitz en y00z slippaz y00z bastardz thatz wutz y00z getz for beatinz meh

Hello, John! Always nice to meet a fan. I must say though, your last name is troubling...I'm assuming it stands for excstasy? Pleas don't do excstasy, it is bad for you. Did you know excstasy is why innocent men are put in jail? Police take them and see that these men are truly in love with young boys, and they CRUSH IT! THEY TAKE IT ALL AWAY!!! OH GOSH DARN IT, THEY TOOK AWAY 10 YEARS OF MY LIFE, AND MY LOVE, AND NOW TIMMY IS IN HIS 20s!! GOSH DARN IT!!!!! ...I'm sorry I bursted out like that...that's all behind me now...Anywho, you seem like a good man. Do you have a younger brother? I'd love to have him overnight in the forest.

Are you sure you really aren't Michael Jackson in disguise?

ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT MICHEAL JACKSON WAS A PEDOPHILE AND EVERYONE FORGOT BECAUSE HE DIED EVEN THO WE ALL MADE FUN OF HIS FAGGOT ASS? Y OU SIR CROSSED THE LINE!

Good! I like crossing the line Ranger Faggot.